I wish.
In Fall when they screwed up the release on my student aid they basically told me to go to the library and make copies of the first couple of chapters of my book. I believe my response was something along the lines of, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
I'm already on unemployment which is part of the reason why my Pell is so low. Apparently the government counts this temporary money as impacting the EFC and therefore gives me a pathetically small amount in grants.
Well, Mr. Masher, people that live in Pennsylvania frequently call it PA. I also don't know anyone outside the Waltons who refers to their father as Pa.