Tell Me your best joke?

How do you think when your dead?
Out side the Box!

What do you call a guy floating the water?
Bob

What do you call a guy laying on the floor?
Matt!

What do you call a guy leaning against the wall?
Art!

(Haha, being in Paramedic Class for hours...you have to do somthing so I make up jokes with my professor)
 
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
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me:did you know that uranus is a planet?

you: yea duh..

me: lmfao

get it?

Edit: wow i guess none of you get it.

Urrrraaaaaannnnnnnuussss is a planet


now get it?
 
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