Tell me some funny jokes please ?

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Sandy

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Dirty ones are funny.
xD

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porche

I dont have a porche in my garage
 
Well all i have are racist ones:

What is hitlers least favorite planet? JEWpiter. (jupiter)

What do you get when you mix arnold swarznegar and micheal jackson? Michealwazaneggar (micheal-was-a-nigger)

What is more fun than swinging a baby black kid around? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call black people in a pool? Coco puffs.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? a klondike! (i crack up when i see the klondike commericals come on tv)

How do you get jews out of a car? Tell them hitler is driving

why did hitler kill himself? because his gas bill was high (from gasing jews)

what do you call a baby nigger? a niglette

what does the KKK and the Nike shoe company have in common? they both make niggers run fast!

Um... thats all i remember right now but if you go on google and type in racist jokes there are some good sites.
 
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"Its gonna take me a while to get hot cuz i just got laid by a chick"

Why did the elephant cross the road?
He held onto the chicken

What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

Why did eminem get off the bus?
He didnt have 50 cent
 
Wanna hear a dirty joke ?



A white horse in mud .


Wannna hear a clean joke ?




I took a shower with soap .



Wanna hear another dirty joke ?



Soap is a girl xD
 
Your joke was funny, hence the star I gave you. Here are some of mine.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you just told her twice.

Where do you find a legless dog?
Where you left it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A megasaurass.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalottapuss.

Did you hear about the gay Irish couple?
Their names were Sean Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzsean.

What are the 2 scariest words to any drunk?
Remember me.

What is the one thing you don't want to hear your father say when he catches you watching a porno?
Son, move over.

What do you call 2 people in wheelchairs doing a 69?
Meals on wheels.
 
Ok so three vampires walked into a bar and the first one ordered a bloody mary made with real blood, the second one says "ill have wat hes having" and the bartender asks the third "wadda ya want?" and he replies id like some hot water please and he pulls out a used tampon and tells the bartender im having tea....and heres a shity one three men walked into a bar........the fourth one ducked.
 
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