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guitarplayer180

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so you'll make their lives difficult because they are FORCED to call people who don't want them calling? it's not their fault. it's just like why you can't call tech support and yell at them for when the product you bought failed.

people like you are the ones responding to arab killings by killing more arabs.

i bet you like bush, too.
 
Nobody IS Forced to have the job they have. Jeez, chill out. People do worse than that every day to me.

Usual day for me"

customer: I cnat figure out what is wrong with my system and your tech support wont help me!!

me: OK sir, let me see what I can do for you today. What is your computer doing?

customer: The god damn monitor you fucking assholes sold me wont even turn on!

me: Is the monitor plugged in?

customer: yes its plugged in bitch, do you think I am stupid

me: What kind of monitor do you have sir?

customer: ITs a fucking monitor, how do i know what kind it is?

me: can you describe the monitor sir or give me an order nubmer?

customer: I dont have the order number any more!

me: How old is your monitor?

customer: I bought it 6 years ago. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I have lifetime technical support for free! and you assholes want me to buy a new monitor at a 150$ dollars. What the fuck is that?

me: Let me send you to customer care, perhaps you can exchange the monitor for a discount?

customer: dont send me anywhere you bitch nobody in your company speaks english......blah.......blah......blah

Here is wher I transfer him to my dial tone.

And yes, this shit REALLY Happens.
 
and i bet you don't like your job any more than the telemarketer likes theirs. :(

but man.. don't spread the negativity if nothing good will come of it. it's not their fault they were supposed to call you. if they weren't there, the company that wants into your wallet would have someone else make the call.

just ask them to take you off their list and don't worry about it. save the wrath for the people and companies that DESERVE it!

that example in your tech support makes me want to reach through the phone and slap the bejesus out of him.
 
Actually, I really love my job. I hated nursing. I make more money now anyways and get to do some pretty cool stuff. I just hate talking to assholes, but there are some pretty cool people I get to talk to too.
They take me off their list. And then they call back the next week.
 
Tell them "I'm reporting you to the IRS for your financial mishaps, and you will stop calling here if you don'twant to be put in jail for robbing that bank downtown"
 
What they should do (And if I'm elected president I promise we will) is when they call you and are not suppose to, they get a court order to send the hottest employee from the telemarketing firm; to your house to administer oral sex on the offended party. This way everybody wins. Its a win win situation, there's no losers, its like a symbiontic relationship
 
Now, I have heard a lot of great options on this thread. I'll be sure to use as many as I can next time. I am all for toying with the damn telemarketers (speeld rong), even if they do hate their jobs, and here are three ideas I have invented to annoy them with:

1. As soon as they finish their first sentance, say "No hablo ingles," meaning 'i dont speak english' in spanish. If they start talking to you in Spanish, say "I don't speak spanish, dumass!" Herein if they do not hang up they will start talking in english again. You reply, "Que? yo no entiendo tu!" (which means 'what? i dont understand you!' then start talking random gibberish.
2. When they call, chatter on for minutes and minutes about your day, your friends, how you went to the mall, this person you met, what you ate for breakfast--never letting them get a word in. when they hang up, you will have the satisfaction of an evil snicker.
3. Once the telemarketer calls and says "hello I am interested in providing you with a bargain phone service," you pretend to be a salesman talking to a customer, replying "hello sir! I am interested in informing you of this once-in-a-lifetime promotional offer! here at Jackass studios, we sell the rights to stunts performed by idiots on the show..." you know the plan. have fun! use your imagination!! ;)
 
Well... to me it would seem like if you started in the telemarketing business you'd know that you'd have it coming 4 you. It's not like ppl haven't made it obvious that they don't like telemarketers. (the do-not call list...)
 
Ok i havent read all the post so if I jump over topic sorry.Ok what you do when they call you for phone stuff say you dont have a phone when they ask you how they are talking to say either super mind power or yell MOMMY THE VOICES ARE BACK.
 
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