Teenage Girls and Bitchyness

hey man you can either take the high road or teach her a lesson now im an ass so i say start playin mind games with her nothing says i win like a snake in her locker
 
Girls only like snakes in their locker if "snake" means dick and "her locker" means vagina.

When you get older you'll understand...maybe.

PS.-The shift key is not poisonous.
 
Actually, nothing says "mindless douche bag" like a snake in her locker.

I mean COME ON. Are you trying for the award for the most retarded suggestion ever made? That's just fucking stupid. Shit, if you took all of the stupid shit in the world, put it in a giant blender, hit the button and then mixed all that shit, poured it on the ground to fertilize the stupid tree, took the fruit from the stupid tree, fed it to an entire population and founded the stupid country, which then imported all of the stupid ideas from everywhere in the world, knitted a giant stupid sweater, put that on a giant stupid poodle and then the stupid populatio of the stupid country tried to ride that stupid poodle with the stupid sweater across the English Channel, your "snake in a locker" comment would STILL be stupider.
 
Actually, that's idea says "I'm a gigantic fat-ass twat who lives at home with his mother because she buys me Twinkies and Coke all the time and obsesses over video games. Oh and the only way I'm ever getting laid in my lifetime is when the doctor gives me a finger probe up the ass when I'm in my forties"

It certainly doesn't scream "Hey bitch, you fucked with the wrong dude. You piss me off, things are gonna get nasty....that's right, I'm going to put a snake in your locker. And not just any snake-A FUCKING GRASS SNAKE. That's right, I'm going to prove I'm a HUGE badass by capturing a completely harmless snake and sticking it in your locker. Don't mess with me! I may get real extreme the next time you pull shit and put a GOPHER SNAKE in your locker!"

I have to commend you though for being the largest human douche on the internets, though.
 
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