Talent show jokes..... help!!!!?

[melielyn1]

a kid in ours did sum fun ones like close that door were yot bord in a barn and u say no i was born in a hospitall with sutomatic opening doors haha or sumthin then the power of god then the lights flash then u say o thank you god

 

[Haileigh]

I'm Mc-ing with my friend for the talent show, we're "graduating" from 8th grade. We need a ton of jokes.... I was wondering if anyone has some good short jokes. They have to be VERY corny and appropriate, because the teachers are very strict! And we want to not make them mad, haha. So please help!!! Thanks so much!!!