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Not to mention all those people you cut off while youre flying the Millenium Falcon...wookie. hehehe. I have noticed that people in Lexuses ?...Lexi ?...Lexus (plural):confused: tend to piss me off more than SUV drivers. God forbid someone in a Lexus SUV cuts me off... What kills me is the people that take up 3 1/2 parking spots with their SUV. I am a firm believer in "if you cant park it between the lines, you shouldnt be driving it at all."
 
They do that to prevent anyone from parking right next to them, so their paintjobs don't get dinged by opening doors of other cars. :rolleyes: Personally I think it's an invitation to getting their cars keyed.
 
I agree, taking up multiple spaces just to protect your car should make it legal to key them hehehe.

I used to drive a fiat (only car i could afford at the time hehe). I'd look for those people on purpose and squeeze in next to them, so close they couldn't open the driver side door but an inch, then go inside hehe. Fuckers.

I also hate people who drive on the shoulder to pass traffic. Makes me want to open my door so they hit it, then sue their asses.
 
I drive a 63' Lincoln with extremely custom paint. I know what its like to not want to park next to some shitty bucket, but I still only take ONE spot. I might take the furthest spot out on the other end of the lot or the lot across the street, but nevertheless, only one :)
 
When I was working in the lot at home depot (loading trucks in phoenix in the summer, what fun hehe, made me kinda short tempered) we had a guy some in with a $20k paint job. We know, because he said so when we told him he couldn't park across the end of the loading area and block traffic.

We told him to move his vehicle to a parking space. He refused. The manager came out and told him to, so he threw a fit, then got in and moved it to the other end of the loading area and blocked that end off.

He went inside and wouldn't come out after multiple pages over the PA, so we got one of the forklift operators to move it and put it by the curb on the street. Scratched the fuck out of it too. It was awesome.
 
Thats just not nice. Oh well. Its only bad news if it happens to me. personally I am so nervous when driving the Lincoln, I am the nicest guy in the world and will try not to do ANYTHING to piss someone off.
 
most SUV drivers (in general- not only the bad ones) are women. women are usually the ones that have to drive their kids everywhere.

women also like driving SUV's because they not only feel protected, but it's a crazy power rush for them. around here, people don't just buy SUV's- THEY BUY HUMMERS. my friend's mother is insane when she drives hers. she makes insane jokes about hitting people and cackles. regardless-

I still think that there are legit reasons to have an SUV- my mother drives one because she has 4 kids, 3 of which need booster seats, as well as my grandmother, who lives with us and can't drive.

my mom won't let me drive the SUV tho- she says I'll get crazy. she makes me drive the little crap volkswagen. :(

but we're trading it for a hybrid. hooray for the environment but they are ugly.
 
My next car will be a hybrid. I kinda like ugly cars anyway. Just because it's not the same as every other car on the road.

My Honda Passport gets fairly good gas mileage as it's only a 4 cylinder. It's great for the gas mileage but sucks for pickup and NOISE. Seriously, it sounds like a very loud rc car. :sad:

Other than that though, I really have no complaints. Plus, it was used when I got it so pretty cheap. :thumbsup:
 
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