suspicion :eyebrows:

[TwilightTwit<3]

/on a side note i have recently watched The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang, its from the makers of napoleon dynamite except its even funnier than napoleon dynamite, i lol'd all the way through. true story.

 

[v_me_love]

So how's the spunk fried rice, bet it's tasty.

 

[xSHROOMZx]

Yeah go back and mutter the fuck out of them while you stick your pubic hair in their stoopid faeces.

maybe i'll go back there , get up on their counter, pull my cawk out and put pubes in their faces, either the horror of it all will make them sorry or the shock of seeing a real man's cawk will :snooty:

 

[=) Cowgirlbby]

So how's the spunk fried rice, bet it's tasty.

i through it all away, no fucking way i'm touching that. kept the fortune cookie though, it says

"The bird a nest, the spider a web, a person a friendship"

shirely that should be the person a house, idiots

 

[azlan z]

Phone for and Indian and say "Hoi Ghandi, do us a Korma and I'll be round to collect it in jig time. Chop chop the mehmsab is peckish".

You'll be right enough with that.

 

[NickyV]

Get a big fuck off, oriental looking pubic hair from somewhere, then plant it in the food. Take it back and call them all disgusting cunts and demand your money back. Laugh like fuck as you head off down the Indian.

It's a win.

 

[Gina<3]

Get a big fuck off, oriental looking pubic hair from somewhere, then plant it in the food. Take it back and call them all disgusting cunts and demand your money back. Laugh like fuck as you head off down the Indian.

It's a win.

The Judge has spoken, so mote it be.

 

[☆♥krazy kookie☆♥]

I am the law in Mega City One, perps.

And I've got a shiny helmet and a lawgiver to prove it.

 

[starstruck]

Prolly a double bluff - bet the food is fine and they were just messing with your mind

Either that or they were laughing cos you chose boiled rice with a meal that should have been accompanied with egg fried rice.

 

[Libra]

kung pao chicken?