If you enjoy throwing eggs at giraffes whiling squeezing a stick in between your butt cheeks, please type 1
If you've thought about having sex with a monkey while listening to the song "Lets Get Retarded" by the Black Eyed Peas, please type 2
If you think the people who greet you at the door at Walmart are annoying and you want to go up to them and fart in their face and say "Shut the **** up!", please type 3
If you enjoy putting underwear on your head and running through the streets yelling "Jelly and Horse Radish taste like shoelaces", please type 4
If you get up at night when everyone else is asleep in your house and sneak into the kitchen to suck on the frozen monkey turds you put in the freezer just for fun, please type 5
If you randomly tell people you like Coconuts and like to read about poop, please type 6
If you've asked someone to wipe your *** while playing xbox, please type 7
If you think Jackie Chan is part alligator and thinks he licks reptiles just to be gangsta, please type 8
If poop flavored gummy worms sound like aliens to you, please type 9
If you have a white car and only drive it because giraffes are orange, please type 10
If you hump trees, please type 11
If you talk to grass and say "I'm number one you whore", please type 12
If you hate when people do random things that just make you say to yourself "Why did they do that, there's a much easier way to do it, it doesn't make sense, please type 44485632894623
If you think farts can be fried, please type 13
If you think George Bush sprays himself with fart perfume and then goes and wrestles with monkeys, please type 14
If you laugh at people's butt cracks cause it makes you look cool, please type 15
If you think huckleberries are a type of testicle, please type 16
If you think honey is a form of sperm, please type 17
If you've thought about going up to someone and saying "Argh argh argh, I'm a walrus and I like to slap butt cheeks", please type 18
If you think retards are chinese people acting like hippopotamauses, please type 19
If you think oranges are are pronounce like farts, please type 20
If you are mentally retarded please type the words: Shiny orange ball
Retards have short attention spans and need to see things that are shiny, make noise, and are exciting to keep their attention.
Thank you
If you've thought about having sex with a monkey while listening to the song "Lets Get Retarded" by the Black Eyed Peas, please type 2
If you think the people who greet you at the door at Walmart are annoying and you want to go up to them and fart in their face and say "Shut the **** up!", please type 3
If you enjoy putting underwear on your head and running through the streets yelling "Jelly and Horse Radish taste like shoelaces", please type 4
If you get up at night when everyone else is asleep in your house and sneak into the kitchen to suck on the frozen monkey turds you put in the freezer just for fun, please type 5
If you randomly tell people you like Coconuts and like to read about poop, please type 6
If you've asked someone to wipe your *** while playing xbox, please type 7
If you think Jackie Chan is part alligator and thinks he licks reptiles just to be gangsta, please type 8
If poop flavored gummy worms sound like aliens to you, please type 9
If you have a white car and only drive it because giraffes are orange, please type 10
If you hump trees, please type 11
If you talk to grass and say "I'm number one you whore", please type 12
If you hate when people do random things that just make you say to yourself "Why did they do that, there's a much easier way to do it, it doesn't make sense, please type 44485632894623
If you think farts can be fried, please type 13
If you think George Bush sprays himself with fart perfume and then goes and wrestles with monkeys, please type 14
If you laugh at people's butt cracks cause it makes you look cool, please type 15
If you think huckleberries are a type of testicle, please type 16
If you think honey is a form of sperm, please type 17
If you've thought about going up to someone and saying "Argh argh argh, I'm a walrus and I like to slap butt cheeks", please type 18
If you think retards are chinese people acting like hippopotamauses, please type 19
If you think oranges are are pronounce like farts, please type 20
If you are mentally retarded please type the words: Shiny orange ball
Retards have short attention spans and need to see things that are shiny, make noise, and are exciting to keep their attention.
Thank you