First off I liked his music and this is just to be funny so PLEASE HARD CORE FANS DON'T THROW A BYTCH FIT, OK =)
Have you heard these or do you have better ones???
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Apparently MJ died running to Walmart...he heard boy's pants were half off.
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
Two 5 year olds.
I guess MJ's heart couldn't quite....Beat It!
I heard his last request was to be taken to the Childrens Hospital.
There's a sign outside Neverland Ranch that says:
"You MUST be at least 36 inches tall to ride Michael"
Apparently they are going to melt him down and turn him into kids toys so they can play with him for a change.
Why does michael jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there's twenty of them...
What Does Atari and MJ have in common?
They both no longer exist.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.
Farah Fawcett went to heaven yesterday and when she arrived God said, “since you have been such a good person and charitable I will grant you one wish as you pass the pearly gates.”
Farah replied, “I want all the children in the world to be safe.” God said, “Granted.”
So God thought long and hard about how this wish would be granted.
He looked down to earth and......
He took Michael Jackson 4 hours later.
Have you heard these or do you have better ones???
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Apparently MJ died running to Walmart...he heard boy's pants were half off.
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
Two 5 year olds.
I guess MJ's heart couldn't quite....Beat It!
I heard his last request was to be taken to the Childrens Hospital.
There's a sign outside Neverland Ranch that says:
"You MUST be at least 36 inches tall to ride Michael"
Apparently they are going to melt him down and turn him into kids toys so they can play with him for a change.
Why does michael jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there's twenty of them...
What Does Atari and MJ have in common?
They both no longer exist.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.
Farah Fawcett went to heaven yesterday and when she arrived God said, “since you have been such a good person and charitable I will grant you one wish as you pass the pearly gates.”
Farah replied, “I want all the children in the world to be safe.” God said, “Granted.”
So God thought long and hard about how this wish would be granted.
He looked down to earth and......
He took Michael Jackson 4 hours later.