Superman Returns question. If you haven't seen the movie go away.

It's kinda like when bateman's spotter is helping him do bench presses. They're both wearing short shorts and the spotter's junk is right in bateman's view. As bateman struggles to get that last rep in, the site of his partner's bulging package and the anticipation of "hitting the showers" allows him to muster up the strength to finish the rep.

superman is bateman.
the earth is bateman's gay lover.
the large kryptonite rock is the bench pressed weight.

you get me?
 
it took him a long ass time to start lifting that mound.

and also, he couldn't just exert all his force onto the plane, he'd rip right through it and kill everyone inside.
 
i thought about that too, but couldn't he have diverted the path of the airplane in order to slow it down instead? gosh that superman.
 
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