I think I woulld have fallen asleep too, if it hadn't been so goddam loud.
However, I spent the first half of the film crying with laughter at the ridiculous plot, appalling acting and second rate special effects. The gold lame suit had me in hysterics and Chris Evans's acting was laughable.
I'm sorry for those who enjoyed it - but it really was a bad film. I went with my husband and he was really looking forward to it, but seeing me laughing uncontrollably set him off too. The man in front of us turned to his wife and said, "This film is sh*t."