Ok, look. I know this is a slow week for gossipy celebrity stuff. Nobody is drunk driving, going to jail, getting caught with coke in borrowed pants, or anything of the sort. I'm sorry, ok!?
Sometimes, the best we can do is just try to wake up and shake off that weird post-Holiday blah that sets in around this time, when you hit the point where you're almost (almost) sick of doing nothing, and yet you're still dreading going to work in the morning. So here are my contributions to the Sunday Afternoon Wake Up Call:
