Suicide notes

[Gerdie]

i'm still wondering what the fuck i did to piss you off

 

[im such a grumpy bastard]

Nah, You go to the zoo and get a lion, then you put a remote-control bomb up it's butt.....

........you push the button on the bomb, and you and the lion die like one.



Come on people. This is easy movie stuff here.



Yes sir, how much would it cost me to get a life?

 

[Wilson T]

Its been a while since I looked at the prices of nukes these days but damn; I never knew 5 million bucks worth of nukes is enuff to blow up the earth!!!

Hell the planes we are building now days to carry the nukes cost about a billion.

 

[threesevens]

the world has fucked itself over by makin' nukes

 

[emmaloubeeee]

The prices would obviously go down. Who the hell would care how much their nukes were selling for?

We already have enough nukes to blow up the earth several times over.

 

[Its a boy!!]

True dat

Why not try to blow up the aliens?

 

[Nahtasha]

Blow up the alien's what?

 

[Ladiie_Tempah]

i've written plenty, but those are a private closed part of my life and i just don't feel like digging them up.

 

[rkv020407]

that'll be 4564.31 plus tax

 

[eliebellie]

How about:

Hey, stupid fuckers, why didnt anyone help me? Where the fuck were you? Well, I am going to see if God is really real and if the monster really live in Midian, to see if jimmy hoffa really is dead. How about I send you a post card from hell? Next time we meet, dont talk to me.

 

[simsgirl19]

who needs a plane? Just build a REALLY BIG slingshot and run like hell.

 

[lil zebra lover]

Fuck. I was hoping more like 20 bucks.

Looks like it's suicide again, for me.

 

[♥KAT♥]

i wouldn't write a note just to fu8ckup the investigator's job... if the case is too easy... where is the fun?

 

[Dave W]

Write it in crayon, wearing gloves, and eat the crayon. that will fuck with them.

 

[Mr.Wise Guy]

Ok, so whomever gave me a negative rep point for this post can certainly kiss my ass. If you are too much of a pansy to say who you are and why you are giving me neg rep, then why should I care?