I have this pile of old dirty womens underwear that i have accumulated since i was 15. I am now 37 and realize that i want to settle down soon, but before i do i want to make a lovely sculpture to pay homage to all the women i have penetrated throughout the years. I have close to 150 pairs of underwear in the collection, varying in size, color, style, cleanliness, and stench. I want to know some good suggestions on certain sculptures or other artistic touches you guys could give me.