Sucking down my dealers sack...

translation:

Taste salty onions, I really gotta stop eating onions like this, for real. Aha (he starts thinking about the onions).
By the way, why do you all think im 15 or something, why is that.
You know im really old, but thanks for all the compliments. For real. Any webcam-girls here? I are (I am).
 
Hey look, I dont own this place but we dont need 15 year old faggoted jailbait coming in here and making post that suggest they blew cock's for rocks.

No one wants to hear about your gay habbits of giving blowjobs in exchange for the taste of the White Dragon.
 
correct.. except the last word 'ire' is mispelled and is in fact 'irie', which is patois for 'alright' as in 'i'm alright, are you alright?'
i used to live in england and lots of white boys talked like this.
 
pratt n.
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Pranny; fuckwit; arsehole.

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

your source for all the swearing you'll ever need, it often amazes me how few swearwords there are in american english compared with english..
 
You Goobers do realise that this is the Life Sucks forum, right?
I'll give my two cents to whats his fuck, after this butt-bungle of a thread is moved to it's proper resting hole in B&T.

In the mean-time, you Goobers had better hope that a certain Mod doesn't feel like going on a banning spree for all the flaming. ( so called flaming, anyhoo.)

Free tickets to The Cock Farm!!

Whooo-hooo!
 
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i can't speak for anyone else, but yes, i do know that flaming isn't appropriate unless on BT.. which is why i have only commented on his adoption of jamaican patois and tried to clarify the language.. i know i haven't flamed but i guess with text things can be very easily misunderstood, such as humour taken as animosity, or satire taken as an attack.. anyway, i do look forward to the days (however limited they may be) of blaze posting in BT.. not so i can attack, but just so i can watch.. i guess i'm kinky like that.

EDIT: oops, big oops.. i thought that this was about me as it was after me and didn't quote anyone.. then, i read the post before me.. king goldfish's.. *penny drops*..
promise not to post without reading up again.. *shuffles off to drink a cup of tea*
 
only the ones posted since i've been here, i haven't searched/archived you.. i just picked up on that 'pratt' thing and ran with it, next thing i knew i hit the wall and fell over, oh well, another day another embarressment.. for my next trick i'll get up and make dinner for my wife..
:munchies:
 
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