Stupid Republican idea of the day

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Curiously, 71% of Republicans also believe in Santa Claus.

27% think Christmas gifts are a government handout which taxpayers ought to be outraged over.
 
That was interesting, and so very different from most trailers in that it gave away none of the twists or action sequences. The music did hint at a massive James Cameron-esque showdown. I expect aliens.
 
ArchiveGuy said:
Behold! The true reason behind America's economic troubles: Obama's embrace of immorality. Glad we got that cleared up.
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I read that initially as "Obama's embrace of immortality." Which you have to admit would be pretty cool, though I wonder what it would do to the health care bill, not to mention any current entitlement programs.
 
Starving Artist said:
The government doesn't give a shit about us. It is concerned with its own monetary considerations and its own convenience. If you fall outside those parameters, tough shit for you. The government will blow you off without a moment's thought or regret.
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God damn it, you stupid, stupid son of a bitch. The government IS us. What the fuck is it going to take for you to recognize that?

On edit: You know what? Never mind. Don't even bother wasting my time with a response.
 
C3 said:
Eternal,

From the executive director of the Republican Jewish Coalition:
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So the Republican Jewish Coalition said that, which means he's wrong and I'm right? Or is he right because he's a Jew and jews are superior? In which case I agree with you and him because that is true.

I still don't see how it's offensive. I thought you were supposed to hate Republicans, not be offended by them.
 
Fish said:
1. Dead man has a box with files. One of the files relates to an ongoing case. Very impolitely, he does not tell anybody that he has this file.

2. Box is turned over to another person, who does not immediately insist that the dead man identify all files relating to investigation.

3. Files are locked away.

4. Someone goes through the files and finds the file.

Yes, very mysterious.
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Well, given that most of the people who claim this do hear voices in their heads, it's not unreasonable of them to expect Vince Foster to alet people to that file! :)

What? :o
 
There's a big difference between the gentle, rolling hills of the Appalachian mountains and the steep, sharp inclines of...well, where ever it is that you'd need sherpas (Nepal?) but if there are pretty teabaggers there, he might give it a go.
 
And today's entry is...

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/23/md-gop-obama-hitler/

Obama and Hitler have a great deal in common in my view. Obama and Hitler use the “blitzkrieg” method to overwhelm their enemies. FAST, CARPET BOMBING intent on destruction. Hitler’s blitzkrieg bombing destroyed many European cities – quickly and effectively. Obama is systematically destroying the American economy and with it AMERICA. First the banking/investment industry, next private enterprise (GM and Chrysler) and now HEALTH CARE. And he is working on grabbing more of the American economy with his environmental extremism!
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The fact that she is using lots of CAPITAL LETTERS in her SCREED should give her EXTRA POINTS, doncha think?
 
Ironically, Obama told a story in The Audacity of Hope about his handlers freaking out on the campaign trail once when he asked for dijon mustard at a TGIF. They told the waitress he was just kidding and tried to shove a bottle of French's at him. The waitress said it was no problem to get dijon, and Obama said he still wanted it. I guess you can't ever ask for fancy mustard if you're a Democratic politician.

Hannity, by the way, is a guy who refuses to fly anywhere for a public appearance unless he's provided a private jet.
 
C3 said:
Wow, everyone's a Nazi these days!
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Dude, it's the awesome uniforms, I'm telling you.

jsgoddess said:
You know how those Nazis are. Doin' magic. Makin' TV shows.
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(insert tasteless jokes about making 6 million people disappear)

SteveMB said:
Oopsie -- looks like Bob McDonnell should have put more spirit gum on his "moderate" mask so that it would hold through the (Virginia gubernatorial) election:
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So, you're saying that we finally know Starving Dipshit's real-world identity?


Also from the article: "The White House has said the president would be urging students to '(take) responsibility for their success in school.'"
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I thought that was the GOP's problem with negroes - none of them taking responsibility. Silly Obama, taking some of the GOP's socialist positions.

-Joe
 
Boyo Jim said:
You folks have missed the news. This is the group that started the "listening session" tour to get input from "normal Americans". Then Limbaugh trashed that idea, saying they need to do "teaching sessions" instead. Now Cantor has repudiated the "listening" idea -- interesting in that the whole thing was supposed to be non-partisan, but that was a sham from day one.
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Can we take up a collection to hire a bodyguard for Rush? if anything happens to that guy, the Republicans might actually act on such radical ideas as listening to voters, and then where would we be?

Or maybe not. Remember last year when the Republicans were so upset about how the American public refused to listen to their insistence that everyone was doing well in the great Bush economy?
 
Biggirl said:
When I first saw this, I could not believe it wasn't a parody. I even opened up a thread in CS to make sure I wasn't being punked by The Onion.

The Tea Party Documentary trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qil4Swcew
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:eek: That is a joke, yeah? It is from The Onion, yeah? Because if not, holy fuck, the stupid is...awesome!

Claptree said:
I expect aliens.
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Yep, they were there.
 
holmes said:
Another Steel moment: The guy doesn't know who his health care provider is. It must be nice.

How far out of touch can this guy be?
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That's a bit much. I don't have a primary care physician, and while I know who my insurer is I know plenty of people who don't.
 
That story, yes. But that pretty much seems to sum up the tactics the man has been taking, if you check him out a bit.
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/05/22/steele-obama-race/
"Steele: Obama ‘Was Not Vetted Because The Press Fell In Love With The Black Man Running For The Office’ "
Mmmmmnooo, not what I wanted to hear from you today.
http://briefingroom.thehill.com/2009/05/26/rnc-fumbles-sotomayor-talking-points/
Ah, here we go. The talking points.

Hm. Nope, no foot in his mouth. Got a clearly biased and encoded statement out, but it's tolerable.
Rush just wants her to fail. And Obama to fail, too.
 
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