Stupid Questions!!!!!

LOL well i have a stupid question what does sig under your sn means such as Phone collector, i've clirabed a cell phone tower, radiation is good and such just out of curiosity
 
look man- i'm sorry that you didn't like my answer, but you sent me a pm titled "question" and didn't even include any information pertinent to answering your question...if you look at the quote i posted above, then you can see that i would have had to type you a how-to for soft resetting every phone that can be soft reset...

the thing is that you can easily google this answer for any device...asking me and then not even taking the time to tell me what pone you are using is, to me, just way to damn lazy...

i would rather come on here and bust your balls than to keep answering these type of questions...

i too often get the, "i need to flash my xyz. my email is [email protected]"...i am now just going to post those here so that we can all get a laugh and maybe discourage this kinda stuff from continuing...

again, i'm sorry that you are offended, but it is your total lack of effort that got you put on blast...

note: maybe i should have titled this thread "PUT ON BLAST"???????
 
yeah...berry and i were talking about that one before...

also, you have a P.I.C.N.I.C. issue...

"problem in chair not in computer"
 
i love everyone here (no i'm not drunk)...i love the community for it's help in turning me from a sniffling little baby into a full-on cricket flasher...

i love the senior merabers and moderators for helping to keep the dream alive...

and i love the noobs that refuse to read for helping to spam all the inboxes of the forums...
we couldn't do it without you guys...for that i am going to repay you with a how to flash any phone guide...

...ready???

ok- all you have to do is walk quietly up to the phone and quickly open your coat...don't forget that it is better to flash it with no underwear on...

please remeraber that we are not responsible for any damage caused by flashing including but not limited to being arrested if you flash your phone in a school zone...

thank you and enjoy the info and feel the love!!!
 
ok- i had to be fair...i just saw an old thread revived and realized that someone was offering to help me via pm...it was from my very first post back in august '07...i guess it's kewl because this guy was the first one offering to help me...and he has like 9 posts, how funny is that...

so without further delay, here is the durabest **** i have ever asked:



i don't know if i should mention that this was posted in a sprint phones to cricket thread...

let's not forget that i was ignored and even roasted a couple of times when i first got here...hell, i was even banned once for noob flooding the same question on like 500 threaRAB...

the point is that if a noob gets stepped on and they're serious about this stuff, then they'll eventually make mafia status...if they just get their feelings hurt and cry about how mean we all are, then they will probably just go home and change their tampon before sobbing into their pillow...

i hope this can be a lesson for all of us...

btw- my sig carried a gigantic, bright orange "NOOB" tag fro a long time even after i got mafia status...please believe it.
 
don't lie...first my antena is bigget than yours, then i think radiation is good, and then the radiation makes my antena smaller than yours...

see, there is a method to the madness...if i ever get enough time, i'm going to explain all of them.
 
LMMFAO @this topic! :lolup:

I just love when people PM me several paragraphs of problems and desires and yet don't specify what phone they have.

Here's the bottom line, folks--if you can't search the forums correctly, you don't deserve and aren't qualified to flash phones. It's as simple as that.

It may sound mean, but everyone here started as a noob at some point, and the senior merabers are simply fed-up with people not taking the time to search. Like BadUtahBoy said: You can tell those who've done their research from those that haven't even bothered to use the search tool.

And if you think we're cruel here, don't even bother with other more tech-savvy sites like m-f.com: You will get your *** handed to you there. There is very low tolerance for noobs in other forums I've been in. Hell, I've been roasted several times, but I don't take it personally.

If you are in a public forum, expect to get roasted. It happens to us all--even us senior merabers in other forums! We might be gurus here but on other boarRAB we may be noobs just like anyone.

Three worRAB: GET. OVER. IT.

Done.
 
Hi

I think this post is funny (especially about flashing your phone) but also true!

I am a noob even though I have managed to flash a few D900's. I came on this forum for help and got very good advice from a few people and by looking in Mod D900 & Tips & Tricks.

I now want to learn if I can use my D900 flash cable to flash my G600 (I have posted elsewhere). ANY HELP HERE?

My point is one says that if you can't SEARCH & READ then you can't flash a phone, I think that is unfair, with the right help (which I obviously had from here and needed to clarify some matters before I went ahead) it can be done but I wouldn't think to put 'programming' in my search or 'evdo pvl' (or whatever that was - sorry forgot) so maybe I'm not search savvy. I searched for G600 and get various results but not the answer I am looking for necessarily but do learn something else which is great but does this make me an idiot - maybe? When I post a question I do try to make my question SIMPLE (so not to bore you people with where I have searched) so I get a SIMPLE answer.

After learning from you fantastic people I am now able to help others (which satisfies me immensely) and try to point them in the right directions.

Having said all that, there are some 'silly' questions on here where the answer is literally above their question.

I do wish people who start a new post would put a meaningful title.

But I do like this thread! Mind you I started by laughing my head off (which was what it was meant to be ) to getting all serious.

Come on lets continue the laughs.... :bulging:
 
looks like you were posting in the right thread when you learned that



let's keep that question in that other thread



all you have to do is find the right thread an post there...any thread related to what you are asking will probably get you some usable response...it's the peeps that ask about a mogul in a samsung thread, or that pm asking questions about a device and never specify what device they are talking about that get burned...

i think that we make this clear when we blast them...we say exactly why the question is stupid...or if they are too lazy and obviously have not searched, then we just say search or just don't respond...

glad you are having fun with us here...i just wanted to clear up those couple of points...
 
not really...just saying that if they get put on blast, don't cry like a little baby - go and get the info and then help others out...become a part of or just go home and play with your little vag!!!

just a little encouragement for the noobs out there...

also- ithought that i had to put myself on blast for being such a noob before someone else found it and posted here...i was trying to butter it up so i look better...and here comes 3quad calling me on my BS...little ****er...LOL
 
not really...just saying that if they get put on blast, don't cry like a little baby - go and get the info and then help others out...become a part of or just go home and play with your little vag!!!

just a little encouragement for the noobs out there...

also- ithought that i had to put myself on blast for being such a noob before someone else found it and posted here...i was trying to butter it up so i look better...and here comes 3quad calling me on my BS...little ****er...LOL
 
not really...just saying that if they get put on blast, don't cry like a little baby - go and get the info and then help others out...become a part of or just go home and play with your little vag!!!

just a little encouragement for the noobs out there...

also- ithought that i had to put myself on blast for being such a noob before someone else found it and posted here...i was trying to butter it up so i look better...and here comes 3quad calling me on my BS...little ****er...LOL
 
i can only imagine...

i would never make it as a mod b/c i would pull my freakin hair out dealing with what you guys go through...and i don't look good bald...

some noob questions make me :befuddled
some make me feel a little :silly:
and others give me a head ache from all the :doh:

i'm just glad there are enough emoticons here to :help: me express myself

i just wish an :angel: of death would come and destroy the illiterate :evil:

i'm so :disappoin with the folks who refuse to SEARCH and READ!!!

seriously though, the folks who read and contribute back rock :2thurabs:

i have made some :buddies: here but if i were a moderator i would probably :crying:
 
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