Stupid people

I work in retail, so I meet several stupid people a day. We display huge red signs in the window that indicates what we have going on in the store. For example, we'll put up a sign that says "Dollar Days: All Store Merchandise $1 or Less". It's huge. Right in the front of the store and just in case people don't see that, there are several other little red signs in the store that say the same thing. Then, there's at least 20 people every 10 minutes or so who turn to me and say "How much is this?" AHHHHHHH! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! I'll say "It's $1." Then they'll be like "Really?" And I'm like "Yes. See that giant red sign in the window?" Then the customer will say "Oh my goodness! I didn't see that." Maybe next time I should put the huge sign in the doorway so that it hits every fucker in the forehead as they walk in. OH! And the best part is when people say "Ha, I bet you think it's annoying when people ask you how much things are. It's like that one dollar commercial." And then they feel like they're hilarious. YEAH! FUCKING HILARIOUS! I only hear that one about 50 times a day. :mad:
 
It's a joke you fucking dumbass. By the way cats always land on their feet. It probably wouldn't die in the first place. So the person who killed themselves would still be dumb and would have tried the stunt and died anyway.

The PETA thing is another joke.

Talk about being stupid! Goddamn!
 
This one still makes me laugh. Worst part is, the guy wasn't stoned. At what point did this seem like a good idea to a sober person?
 
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