First off, there's no reason to get ugly.
I wasn't trying to insult anything. I was making light-hearted jokes to make someone smile, be it you or someone else. It made me smile, and that's reason enough for me.
I happen to have several friends that live in Pennsylvania just outside of York. They tell me a lot of stories about the Amish and fundamentalists all over the place up there. I was referring to the existence of Amish in PA, not the sole residence of the community.
Finally, if you're going to continue to take playful banter so personally, you're on the wrong forum.