Im I the only one here that see's a challange? Goad these imbiciles into doing stunts, then more dangerous stunts, goad them into fucking up there bike or crashing in front of you AND the shop. Put shit on them...highbrow!
Single out the the Alpha and smack him in the head, then turn to the dealer and ask him where he is in the que.
Did you know, most riders are either better at stunting OR Fast riding, Go to the track be a better rider, thats a good insult right there. Then tell them they cant ride??? Jeez man....get a plan together!