Best to move on, we've all seen enough of what happens when the quiet ones are bullied too long. Next week the featured guest on CNN will be a senior detective reciting the crime.
At approximately four PM Mr. View entered the premises of JoeBlow Ducati and proceeded to the showroom area and then threw a pail of gasoline at the proprietor and his friends. Upon leaving he dropped a lit Zippo. Mr View then returned to his home, turned on the news and at this time it is believed he masturbated to his wanton act of destruction. Friends and neighbours have described Mr View as a polite and quiet man, mostly kept to himself they say.