Story writing anyone can help!?

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Okay, so this is kinda funny! I am writing a story about a girl who hates her neighbors she calls the wife pig nose and the sons carrot and pineapple head! I need two names one for a yappy dog and another for the father and husband of this family! The concept is I am going to say in the story,. I mean that s a whole luau right there! Any ideas please, but no bad words! Thanks
So all I need is two names that would be fit for a man and a dog that are rude, but have something to do with a luau!