Stop pretending you care about the animals covered in Oil

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FutureMan is a complete moron who doesn't understand a joke and thinks everything everyone says is 100% literal.
 
I tried to care, but it was hard to pay attention with all the noise from the giant 400 horespower diesel engine roaring along in my boat while sucking down a gallon a minute with the stereo blasting.
 
because donating money will actually help

because the animals are covered in oil because a lack of money
 
nwMariner enjoys watersports too much to care about the worst disaster in American waters in history
 
I wouldn't go and buy a BP one just yet either. We're into June now...that happened in April. There'll be something new within the next week or two, I guarantee it.

The trick is to anticipate it. What do you think? Volcanic dust was the shit over in Europe in May, but never really got any traction stateside. Flooding? Seems unlikely in the summer. Wildfires would be my guess.
 
Oh and on not donating as if BP didn't already have a shit ton of money already, right?
 
hmm I did just get a cool fire extinguisher shirt maybe I'll rock that during the fires. Also I can play that deathcab song.
 
I also think the Ebola virus will eventually be big again. There's an untapped market of fear there, just waiting to be exploited.
 
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