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I don't know what an "all-nighter" is or how to make it.

Here is a cup.
It's full of French Roast coffee.
Now leave.

Wait...before you go, remove that flower from your ass.
Looks ridiculous.
 
I don't know what an "all-nighter" is or how to make it.

Here is a cup.
It's full of French Roast coffee.
Now leave.

Wait...before you go, remove that flower from your ass.
Looks ridiculous.
"All-nighter" means up all night...

And it's a mistletoe. :santa:

Thanks for the cup of coffee.

 
So, let me see if I've got this right...

You're supposed to kiss your sweetie beneath some other chick's butt that has mistletoe inserted in it?

Romance- and holidays- ain't what they used to be.


That's $4.99 for the coffee, BTW.
 

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