George L: Let me just put that scene in where Darth Vader is laughing maniacally at the Crazy Frog ringtone on his mobile
Studio: George leave it alone, the more you mess the worse it'll get
George L: But that scene where Luke is breakdancing, and Chewbacca gets evicted from the Big Brother house
Studio: Please George we let you make the 3 new films, is that not enough for you
George L: What about the bit with Simon Cowell? Jade Goody playing Princess Leia
Studio: Quick, someone sedate George, he's gone senile