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star this joke if its funny?
- Thread starter serjey
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A ventriloquist is driving through the countryside; he see's a farm and decided to stop and see if the farmer will give him a tour.
The farmer says, "I don't have time, but my farmhand will be happy to take you around."
The farmhand shows the man the fields and the chicken coops, he takes him to see the tractors and the combine. Finally, he takes the ventriloquist into the barn. The ventriloquist decides to play a joke on the farmhand so he throws his voice and makes it sound like the animals are talking.
The farmhand is so startled that he runs out of the barn screaming. He see's the farmers and shouts "Farmer Bill! Farmer Bill! The animals are talking...the cows were saying you don't feed them enough. The horse was saying you're too fat to ride him any more..."
The farmer was confused but managed to ask "did the sheep say anything?"
The farmhand looked around a while and then said..."no, but if she does she's lying."
The farmer says, "I don't have time, but my farmhand will be happy to take you around."
The farmhand shows the man the fields and the chicken coops, he takes him to see the tractors and the combine. Finally, he takes the ventriloquist into the barn. The ventriloquist decides to play a joke on the farmhand so he throws his voice and makes it sound like the animals are talking.
The farmhand is so startled that he runs out of the barn screaming. He see's the farmers and shouts "Farmer Bill! Farmer Bill! The animals are talking...the cows were saying you don't feed them enough. The horse was saying you're too fat to ride him any more..."
The farmer was confused but managed to ask "did the sheep say anything?"
The farmhand looked around a while and then said..."no, but if she does she's lying."
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jackadine
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thanks for a cute idea. I especially enjoyed the blonde joke.
techno believer
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i don't understand the blonde joke. ):
Danthesoccer
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Little Susy was sitting in front of Little Johnny in sunday school. Susy didn't get very good sleep the night before, so she was falling asleep in sunday school. Johnny found a pencil and decided it would be fun to poke Susy at just the right time.
"Who created the world?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy in the butt with the pencil, and she shot up and cried "Oh, God!" And fell back to sleep.
"That's right, now, who died on the cross?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy again.
"Jesus Christ!!" she shouted, then fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?"
Johnny poked Susy with the pencil again and she cried, "I SWEAR! If you poke me with that thing ONE MORE TIME, I will BREAK IT in HALF!!!!!!!"
"Who created the world?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy in the butt with the pencil, and she shot up and cried "Oh, God!" And fell back to sleep.
"That's right, now, who died on the cross?" The teacher asked.
Johnny poked Susy again.
"Jesus Christ!!" she shouted, then fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?"
Johnny poked Susy with the pencil again and she cried, "I SWEAR! If you poke me with that thing ONE MORE TIME, I will BREAK IT in HALF!!!!!!!"