Iowa St. Cyclones football coach Paul Rhoads was driving home from a game one day and tragically, he died. In heaven, God came to him and said "I know this comes as a sudden shock to you, so I'll personally escort you to your new eternal home." They walked for several minutes until they came across a modest, 3-story mini-mansion. It was painted in Cyclone cardinal red, with a Cyclones logo right on the welcome mat.
Rhoads smiled and was impressed, when he saw something out of the corner of his eye. Standing as high as a mountain was this HUGE castle. It had 7 flags waving, all with Iowa tigerhawk logos. Over the massive entrance was the word IOWA HAWKEYES, and each brick was painted black and gold. Rhoads turned to God and whined "I don't get it. I do love my house but why will Kirk Ferentz get a humongous castle like that??" God replied...
"That's not Kirk's house. That's MY house."
Rhoads smiled and was impressed, when he saw something out of the corner of his eye. Standing as high as a mountain was this HUGE castle. It had 7 flags waving, all with Iowa tigerhawk logos. Over the massive entrance was the word IOWA HAWKEYES, and each brick was painted black and gold. Rhoads turned to God and whined "I don't get it. I do love my house but why will Kirk Ferentz get a humongous castle like that??" God replied...
"That's not Kirk's house. That's MY house."