Sports fans: Do you have a particular referee heckle you like best?

[GUY bein' a GUY]

I've only been thrown off the bench for using this one,

"Hey REF ! The game you're supposed to watch is on THIS FIELD."

 

[Dirty Doug]

Here in Philly we let out batteries do the talking for us.

 

[Ben]

I always make fun of this one guy, cause he looses his balance alot. I play roller hockey. And when he actually does fall down, we all have a good laugh at him.

 

[Really Billy]

Keep it PG-13, please.

I tried this one out on Saturday, to general approval: "Hey, ref! If you're gonna make calls like that, I expect dinner and a movie!"

 

[Miss Fedora Bush]

..... what I know is from my cousin who has told me some of those he and his friends, flatter the referee with.....

You said to keep it PH-13, so I can't write them here. I will only say one thing : they have to do with the honour of all referee's female relatives.....

 

[Betty Sparkles]

"Next time put your glasses on, Grandpa!"

And the refs are about 10 years younger than I am.

 

[Dylan]

A personal favorite...

"Ref, get off your knees. You're blowing the game!"