Sporting Conundrum

I've never tried with the skinny, metal bats and stuff. Like chalice said shrooms. I thought those neat fields were invented for the purpose. :smilie4:
 
How come like, even if I hate a sport (or game) when there is a big event on I sometimes watch it.

Currently I am watching Prizefighter, fair do's that's boxing and manly and OK to watch.

However I also have the US Open on, albeit sans sound. What the fuck for, I hate golfistry and golfists. And also it's pointless as a spectator sport (or game).

It makes no sence.
 
benchez said:
I've never tried with the skinny, metal bats and stuff. Like chalice said shrooms. I thought those neat fields were invented for the purpose. :smilie4:
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True fucking story mate.

Mate of mine used to live right next to a golf course.

Orf we went at like half 7 in the morning after coming down from acid.

We were gleefully plucking Mother Nature's psychedelic gifts and golfwanks were gleefully thwacking golf missiles in our general lack of directions.

Pure cunts, like.
 
Don't get me fucking started on golfwank.

That's why they wear them poofy gloves, like.

Cos their hands are all chaffed from wanking off the dogs what live in their street.

Little known fact. Fact.
 
Ummmm....

You like the age old battle between man and the earth he stands on?

You see it as a metaphor for the conqueration of femininity maybe, with the wielding of a hefty pole, trying to shoot into a hole.

You enjoy the fashion?

You just love the suspense and can't turn away from the gripping events unfolding on the tv before you?

Take your pick.

I mean I like watching big sporting events as I love the emotion and spirit of it all and the hearts that burst with joy or weep with grief and seeing men show some real emotion, but Golf? Feck that.

What REALLY gets me is that golfers love their sport because they can get outdoors into the countryside and enjoy the peace and quiet. Countryside? WHAT COUNTRYSIDE???? It's all been grubbed up to make FUCKING GOLF COURSES! Quiet??? Of course it's quiet. All the birds are DEAD due to loss of habitat caused by the construction of bits of artificial countryside just so unfit posers in stupid clothes can go and pretend they're getting some exercise.

I hate golf.
 
CrabGirl said:
Ummmm....

You like the age old battle between man and the earth he stands on?

You see it as a metaphor for the conqueration of femininity maybe, with the wielding of a hefty pole, trying to shoot into a hole.

You enjoy the fashion?

You just love the suspense and can't turn away from the gripping events unfolding on the tv before you?

Take your pick.

I mean I like watching big sporting events as I love the emotion and spirit of it all and the hearts that burst with joy or weep with grief and seeing men show some real emotion, but Golf? Feck that.

What REALLY gets me is that golfers love their sport because they can get outdoors into the countryside and enjoy the peace and quiet. Countryside? WHAT COUNTRYSIDE???? It's all been grubbed up to make FUCKING GOLF COURSES! Quiet??? Of course it's quiet. All the birds are DEAD due to loss of habitat caused by the construction of bits of artificial countryside just so unfit posers in stupid clothes can go and pretend they're getting some exercise.

I hate golf.
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Quality.

And cricket???

What the fuck is that all about then?

I fucking hate cricket.
 
Ok, Well I meant in that bit. or it least in some artificial biodome environment.

SelfPwnage FTW!!! I Blame being knackered. I hadn't slept very well in a few days and was slightly mad. I've had a solid 14 hours sleep so I feel much better and can think properly.
 
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