Wow...gee...um...
I already posted this earlier, but what the hell.
My brother turned on the TV and said "Jim! Come here! QUICK!"
I came.
Sure enough, Spongebob was watching gay sea anenome porn. He's flipping channels, turns that on, gets an aroused look on his face, bends his waist as to stimulate his penis, and gets closer to the TV. His snail walks in and he says:
"Oh! Gary! I was just channel surfing! Heh heh."
He then gets a worried look on his face.
How do I know that it was gay porn? The sea anenome had numerous tentacles. I mean, shitloads. They were swaying like a person usually plays with their dick (I've never watched another guy masturbate, but I know that's at least how I did it...).
Anyway, lets big up the liberals who are fucking with TV censorship!
GO LIBERALS!!!1!1!!!!111!!1!one! zOMG you guys are the best!