[Spoilers] Truly stupid moments in film

Anyone seen Stealth... or to give it it's real title 'Explosions the movie'

Robot plane goes bad. It demonstrates how bad it is by illegally downloading music of the Internet (I'm not kidding)
It then decides to fly over to Russia and nuke it. Knuckle brain air jocks instead of shooting it down before it starts world war 3 decide to join it as it is an 'American Plane'
Idiot fighter girl ejects over Russia and parachutes all the way to North Korea. She then kills half the North Korean army with a pop gun.

What a load of tosh. I want my 2 hours of life back....
 
Star Wars II - Attack of the Clones:#

Anakin's bad dream scene looked very dodgy - him moaning and groaning in bed with his eyes closed.

People in the audience at the cinema almost p'd themselves laughing (me included).
 
The shark jumping in the back of the boat at the end of Jaws. The shark jumping was not the problem, but the completely unbelievable Bruce the bendy rubber shark was the problem. If they ever feel the urge to remake, or tart up, that's the one scene that really lets it down and badly neeRAB fixing.

RegarRAB

Mark
 
True, but that doesn't excuse the bendiness of the rubber shark attacking the underwater city in Jaws 3. Sorry, I just thought, why am I even questioning the authenticity of Jaws 3? :D
 
OCEANS BLOODING TWEVLE!!!

Matt Damon to Julia Robert: " Do you know who you really look like? Julia Roberts."

I was very close to walking out of the cinema at this point. And to be honest, I'm surprised I lasted as long as it did!!!
 
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King.

Frodo is flown to Mount Doom on the back of an eagle to dispose of the Ring.

If they'd done that at the start of The Fellowship of the Ring there would have been an awful lot of celluloid / paper / time saved.

Enough to save the Planet, probably.
 
Yeah I know what you mean.
Actors pretending to look like themselves? Completely ruined the storyline for me.

Besides, as if Bruce Willis wouldn't realise it wasn't actually theJulia Roberts having been so close up (but of course he wouldn't realise seeing as it is Julia Roberts). After all, the character played by Julia Roberts and Julia Roberts herself cannot be identical (in the context of the film).
 
In Four Weddings and a funeral - when Hugh Grant says it's raining and Andie McDowell says int eh worst most insincere accent ever- I hadn't noticed!
SO annoying!
 
Yup! since these sort of movies seem to have a biggish teen audience you'd think they'd have twigged to the fact that they should not all trot off for a fun break in any of the following:

1. A log cabin.
2. Isolated motel
3. " mates house (left to them by a loony relative)
4. Go for a walk in the wooRAB, get lost and shelter in a cave
5. ANYTHING deserted.

I reckon they use all the same sets and scripts that have 'delete' as necessary - creepy house/cave/motel - family/couple/bunch of teens - axe/knife/pointy stick.
:p
 
Apart from people running upstairs and not turning the lights on when being stalked by a killer in countless movies recently I was annoyed by...

28 Weeks Later's generally poor grasp of the geography of London. Not to mention the decision to put a refugee camp in the middle of an outbreak-prone disease riddled city.

Cloverfield - 'Hey we've just seen a video which shows that the streets are full of spider things so, hell yeah, let's walk down this loooong dark tunnel. What's the worst that could happen?!' 'Oh my Gawddd!' indeed.
 
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