Spiritually speaking, where do you stand on the cucumbers vs. bananas debate?

Cucumbers are natural and pure. Even God allows them to be made into Pickles.

Bananas are sinful. They choose to lose their outer skin and cause people to fall. And, they rot away within a week.

Ban Bananas!!
 
Cucumbers prove the sexy designer theory (SD).
Bananas, despite Ray Comfort's best reasoning (LOL) merely suggest an intelligent bender theory (IB).
 
Cucumbers are easy to keep - and fit the slave mentality (see Numbers 11:5)

Bananas require responsible usage and their consumption results in more freedom.
 
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