Funny you mentioned this. Yesterday I received an email from a guy in Malaysia complaining about my hot dog picture. Here is the email:
From: Garbanzo *****
Subject: Why do you have that penis in your mouth?
Message: Was the photo taken just after ejaculation? Was it a tastey load?
I think he was being serious, but there is a chance it was a joke. Either way, it was pretty funny, but the guy doesn't accept emails so I couldn't reply. What a punk huh?