Spiritually Speaking; Should I Eat Pizza or My Children?

[Albert Finklestien]

So... pizza (and if pizza, which one of those 6 new Dominoes Regional Pizzas should I have? ) or babies? (28:53-57, the Bible claims that God Love said: eat the offspring of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters and the gentlest woman will eat the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears during the siege and the distress by which your enemy will oppress you.)

 

[MS09]

well, don't think about these versus, and Just Eat the Pizza

 

[Mfh H]

Pizza is probably the better choice, i like the meat lovers ones.

 

[Tony of Santa Clarita]

In Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal", he suggested that two related problems, the overabundance of people and the scarcity of food, could be dealt with by eating the babies, his "modest proposal". So, you have at least one great writer who suggests the babies are the better choice.

 

[LizCupcake RIP Billy Mays]

Babby is always delicious.

if you're going for pizza i recommend Hungry Howie's (if you have it) pineapple pizza with cajun crust, mmm.

 

[Brianna]

I'd go with the children! You can get a variety of cuts of meat from them. Better than pizza, cause you can only eat it one way.
But with babies, you can fry them, boil them, roast them, or even BBQ them!
DELICIOUS!

 

[Musab The American]

Humans can eat different kinds of foods.

 

[imported_life_is_hard]

my bible doesnt say that lol
not that ive read ahaha

eat pizza aha mmm now im hungry thanks! aha

 

[Shadowsonthewalls]

Make a baby omlette