Spiritually speaking, is it weird that I have a thing for sea captains?

[Kizzy]

I can't get enough of them.

 

[Briley]

No, its not weird. At least yours is specific; I have a thing for anyone in uniform.

 

[Stainless Steel Rat]

I have big dinghy.

 

[going postal]

Well ahoy lassie, meet me on the port bow and I'll show you my yardarm.

 

[Derek]

So you've got a think for seamen. Get it? Seamen.

 

[Feathered Serpent!]

Most girls like seamen.

Its only natural.

 

[Jennifer]

Whatever floats your boat ... !

Sorry, I could not resist that one!
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