Spiritually speaking, how's my swing?

[Derek]

Do I have proper weight distribution? Proper grip? Follow through? Would I look better shirtless and covered in Crisco? Club alignment?

Sometimes I shank it to the left of the clown's mouth. What could this be attributed to?

 

[Question Everything]

Very large man-boobs are causing the shank.

 

[MelloW YelloW]

You know what they say about a guy with a big swing...

 

[smile!]

<---- Jealous.
I fail at mini-golf.