Spiritually speaking, how do you feel about this Chuck Norris joke I made up?

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When Chuck Norris worked at a grocery store as a teenager, his first day on the job was a PR nightmare. At the end of his 15 minute break, the entire store was in shambles. It wasn't until after that the store explained, "Break does not mean to completely dominate and destroy things," as part of their employee training procedures.

Consequently, his lunch break was almost as bad. By the time managers had reached the employee break room, their meals were unrecognizable.
 
Eh, I think the mistake you've made is too much of a setup. Chuck Norris jokes are generally one liners w/ good punchlines.

Nice effort though!
 
i think Chuck Norris is stupid because he is a republican, an evangelical, and a neocon who voted for Palin. I hate him and his dumb jokes.
 
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