K
kaila
Guest
at camp crystal lake to rescue? ... your boyfriend Scott? You know he's been dead for half an hour right? You can't hear that heavy breathing in the room with you? Asthma attacks are more subtle than that.
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Spiritually speaking: Does it really make sense to go back into the boy's cabin
C
Courage
Guest
When you find yourself in a slash movie, you must simply run away.
But of course they can't do that cuz then it'd be a boring movie...
Poor Scott.
Add: I'd like to know how come no one in any movie can hang onto their weapon. I'll tell you, I've had to run from someone before and fell, and the weapon was IN my HANDS when I fell. I didn't drop it. It didn't go scattering across the floor to the feet of the evil whatever.
Butterfingers galore in movies... or is it butterfingers gore?
But of course they can't do that cuz then it'd be a boring movie...
Poor Scott.
Add: I'd like to know how come no one in any movie can hang onto their weapon. I'll tell you, I've had to run from someone before and fell, and the weapon was IN my HANDS when I fell. I didn't drop it. It didn't go scattering across the floor to the feet of the evil whatever.
Butterfingers galore in movies... or is it butterfingers gore?
R
Radio Active Jingles
Guest
What is wrong with you?!
Get the hell away from there as far away as you can! If you have to hotwire a car - DO IT! Call the National Guard! Call the FBI!! Call home! Just run baby run!! As hard as your legs can take you!!!
Do not go back to the boy's cabin! Man! That is just as dumb as the kid who decides to investigate the noise in the cellar and turns to his friends and says - "I'll be right back..."
You know he is toast!
Get the hell away from there as far away as you can! If you have to hotwire a car - DO IT! Call the National Guard! Call the FBI!! Call home! Just run baby run!! As hard as your legs can take you!!!
Do not go back to the boy's cabin! Man! That is just as dumb as the kid who decides to investigate the noise in the cellar and turns to his friends and says - "I'll be right back..."
You know he is toast!
J
Julius C
Guest
Horror movies require the same suspension of belief that it takes to watch professional wrestling. I do not know if it is because the budgets are roughly equal for each production, the level of acting is the same, the desire to be entertained is just as strong for each group - or if the same set of people write both sets of scripts interchangeably.
I get fight or flight but If you are going to run why stop before you either collapse unconscious in utter exhaustion or you have changed continents? Hollow core doors won't even stop drafts and you ought to do *something* with all that adrenalin.
If you are going to fight why stop as soon as the first time it lies still? Whatever it is should be a thin gooey paste by the time you are done with it and you should use the excess adrenalin to try to change continents when you are finished with your attempt to spread evil as thinly as possible.
Their two redeeming qualities:
1) Snuggling.
2) Screaming is fun. Especially if the people you are watching the movie with do not expect you to do that because your timing seems to be a little off.
I get fight or flight but If you are going to run why stop before you either collapse unconscious in utter exhaustion or you have changed continents? Hollow core doors won't even stop drafts and you ought to do *something* with all that adrenalin.
If you are going to fight why stop as soon as the first time it lies still? Whatever it is should be a thin gooey paste by the time you are done with it and you should use the excess adrenalin to try to change continents when you are finished with your attempt to spread evil as thinly as possible.
Their two redeeming qualities:
1) Snuggling.
2) Screaming is fun. Especially if the people you are watching the movie with do not expect you to do that because your timing seems to be a little off.