Spiritually how many friggin times will they ring the doorbell to get that

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I'm NOT answering for bible debate? Sure they can hear bumping gangster rap and yelling for the dogs to shut up. If they haven't been greeted by the ninth "ding dong" in five minutes it probably means they aren't welcome and the knocking in between the dinging certainly isn't going to get me to open the door either!! It's cutting into my morning and I don't want to put any clothes on. So how many times are they trained to stay until they leave????

Thanks for helping with this deep concern!
 
Turn up the music and go on ignoring them. Consider that ringing your bell and being ignored is bringing them such great happiness that it can't help but bless you for being the cause of their blessings.

It's just perfect.
 
Why don't you simply put a bucket of pig's blood over your doorstep? Then, pull the cord attached to the bucket when the offending parties appear on your doorstep? I'm sure afterward, they'll avoid your house like the plague, and you can go back to your thumping gangster rap and housefull of dogs without pesky interrruptions.
 
Take my advice. These people are not subtle...they don't take hints.

You need to be proactive in your rejection of their conversion attempts.

You go to the door...preferably semi naked, smoking and holding an alcoholic drink.

You look right in their faces and you state...loudly...
"I don't want to be f*cking well converted. Now pi$$ off!"
 
Maybe the knocking and ringing you hear is actually God telling you that the time for allowing Him into your heart is drawing to a close......please do not be offended, just take some quiet time alone and really think about it :]
 
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