Flash would be all running and shit, and he'd run by Spider-Man and he'd be like "Hi Spider Man" and Spider-Man'd be all "BITCH WHERE'S THE HYPHEN!?" and he'd web up the flash, and when the flash starts vibrating through the webs, Spider-Man Punches so fast it knocks out the flash, and then the flash phases back in, and theres webs hin his lungs and blood and flesh because he didn't get all the way through it, then Spider-Man would cry and turn himself into the cops for killing the flash accidently.