Soup and the shits.

coldfieldgirl

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Whenever I eat soup I get the shits like 10 minutes afterward. It can be any kind of fucking soup. Do you know how annoying this is? Especially when a lot of your friend's parents cook soup all of the time so when they ask you, "Would you like to stay for dinner? We're having soup." You have to say, "No sorry, soups give me the shits." I fucking HATE it! Am I the only person here with this problem?
 
Nah...I'm sure others have this problem as well. Try some Imondium AD before you eat the soup. You might not be able to take a shit for a couple days but you'll be able to enjoy your soup without the gaseous expellation and shit-fest.
 
Try an experiment. I have a feeling it might be the hot liquid. Try heating up some plain water to the temperature of an average bowl of soup. Then consume only as much as you normally would in soup. See if you get the same reaction.

My theory is that the hot liquid might be stimulating your GI system. This combined with the fact that water is the only common denominator to all kinds of soup (that I am aware of). Therefore it's not likely that some other ingredient would be causing this.

Does this sound reasonable to you?
 
Kind of off topic but I laughed my ass off for some reason between the user name MMMM....CHEESE and the thread title SOUP AND THE SHITS it made me laugh......

Carry on. :D
 
Request that your friends keep the bathroom open, a can of aerosol on hand and lots of saltines to go with the soup. Make them accommodate you and your soup related gastrointestinal problems.
Or suggest an alternate dinner plan.
 
Max made a good suggestion, and certainly something easy to try.

Another possibility might be the Sulfites contained in the soups. I found the following information when researching food additives:

Sulfiting agents such as sulfur dioxide, sodium or potassium sulfite, bisulfite, and metabisulfite are used to preserve foods and sanitize containers for fermented beverages. Sulfites can be found in many foods, including baked goods, teas, condiments and relishes, processed seafood products, jams and jellies, dried fruit, fruit juices, canned and dehydrated vegetables, frozen and dehydrated potatoes, and soup mixes.

Sulfites may cause reactions such as chest tightness, hives, abdominal cramps, diarrhea, lowered blood pressure, light-headedness, weakness, and an elevated pulse rate. Sulfites also may trigger asthma attacks in sulfite-sensitive asthmatics.

Until recently, the highest levels of sulfites were found in restaurant salad bars. But in 1986, the Food and Drug Administration banned their use on fruits and vegetables intended to be sold or served raw because of the growing rate of sulfite reaction incidences. The FDA, in 1987, also ordered that packaged foods be labeled when they contain more than 10 parts per million of any sulfiting agent, so sulfite-sensitive individuals may identify which packaged foods they should avoid.
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While it's not very easy to ask your hosts what ingredients they used to make the soup before accepting an invitation to dinner, you could try limiting your portion, and supplementing the soup with crackers or something that might help soak up whatever is hurting your tummy.
 
Max: I doubt it's hot water stimulating my whatever because I drink tea every morning and every night.

Caffeinated: What other foods are sulfites found in?
 
Seriously. My first thought was, "was it cheese soup?"

As for the good ol' shits, I've resigned myself to the fact that when I eat, I poop. It's like a fact of nature. You can almost time it. Just think, you could be worse...
 
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