somewhat OT: FarmVille is a radical vegetarian propaganda tool

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Valo[rie]

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Notice that no one ever slaughters their animals for meat in
FarmVille?

We need to come up with a strategy to fight the extreme vegetarian
movement called FarmVille.

Here is one idea:
1. capture Morrissey
2. strip him and rub him down with scent gathered from a dozen female
porpoises in estrus
3. throw him into a tank with a particularly aggressive male porpoise
who will drag him underwater and attempt to copulate with him until he
drowns.
4. extract Morrissey from dolphin tank
5. butcher Morrissey, and feed his flesh to dogs at a no-kill animal
shelter
6. use Morrissey's femurs to slaughter veal calves [this will lure the
extreme vegetarians]
7. when the vegetarians arrive, beat them to death with Morrissey's
femurs
8. affirm human supremacy
http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/12/2001-a-space-odyssey-ape-thumb-550x249-53894.jpg

--Bryan
 
On Feb 27, 9:51?am, Bryan wrote:
....

Nobody ever breathes, eats, poops or pees in FarmVille either, Bryan!
It's not real! ;-)

John Kuthe...
 
On Feb 27, 10:31?am, John Kuthe wrote:

But they "harvest" milk, truffles, eggs and all manner of fruits and
veggies, but NEVER meat.
FarmVille must be destroyed. I'll share this from FB with everyone
here:
" Eventually, even milking the cows and collecting eggs from the
chickens will be phased out of the animal supremacist distopia known
as FarmVille. Remember folks, many of those who say, 'Meat is murder,'
whisper under their breath, 'and dairy is rape.' They plan to reduce
us all to tofu eaters, thereby emasculating all men with the
feminizing power of soya. Those of us who try to maintain our manhood
will seek out small game to roast and eat in secret, knowing if we get
caught, the secret police will subject us to 'calming,' in other
words, CASTRATION. REAL MEN UNITE!"

--Bryan
 
Bryan wrote:

Animals are needed for a sustainable life. Without animal manures for
fertilizers, farmers then must depend on oil based fertilizers that has a
high salt content that slowly wreck the soil. Plants and animals are needed
for a sustainable planet. Stop eating grass fed farm raised beef and good
soil for crops will disappear from the planet. Vegetarians are doing more
harm to the earth by making farmers go to monocultures with artificial
fertilizers. Not enough plant compost for a sustainable planet. But I will
emphases farm raised animals and not factory raised animals for a
sustainable earth.


The Vegetarian Myth: Food, Justice, and Sustainability [Paperback]
Lierre Keith (Author)

http://www.amazon.com/Vegetarian-My...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1298827877&sr=1-1

--
Enjoy Life... Nad R (Garden in zone 5a Michigan)
 
On Feb 27, 11:33?am, Nad R wrote:

Besides, those rabbit food eating sons of bitches are responsible for
killing more earthworms than we more carnivorous omnivores. They are
the dumbasses who say that humans don't have the right to decide which
animals are worthy to live or die, then they go killing 50 extra
earthworms for ever one chicken I eat.

from: Jun 28 2001:

You've heard of omnivorous
You've heard of vegetarianism
You've heard of vegan
You've heard of fruitarian
But now, straight from the twisted brain of yours truly, here comes
Amputarianism. Amputarianism fits in between omnivorousness and
vegetarianism.
You can eat meat, but only if the animal is not killed to produce the
meat. You are allowed to eat animals that have died of natural
causes, but also parts of animals that have been removed from the
animal in such a way that it does not cause the death of the animal.
Example: Chicken wings. Chickens really have no use for wings,
since
they don't fly anyway. An amputarian can enjoy the delicious flavor
of Buffalo-style wings, guilt-free. Egg laying chickens don't really
*need* legs either. Heck, they just sit in a cage all day anyway.
Voila! drumsticks!
Chickens are not the only animals that can do fine w/o certain body
parts. Domestic turkeys don't need wings either. Pigs should be
able
to get along fine w/ one peg leg. Can you say "HAM"???? The ears on
pigs, cattle, sheep, etc. are completely superfluous in an
environment
where there are humans to protect them from predators. Tails too can
be bobbed to make fine soup bones.
Believe it or not, liver tissue grows back if a portion of it is
surgically removed. Mmmmm, liver and onions.
Amputarianism, remember, you heard it here first.




--Bryan
 
On Feb 27, 12:08?pm, I_am_Tosk
wrote:

When I first posted that, x-posted to alt.punk and some vegetarian
group, one of the vegetarians got pretty pissed. Apparently he didn't
get that it was a joke.

--Bryan
 
Re: 2869e0b9-82cc-4045-814e-798edac76d08@z27g2000prz.googlegroups.com

Bryan wrote:


You can merge amputarianism with the Soylent Green concept. Harvest the
human organs which we can live without like gall bladders, appendices, and
spleens, and turn them into food. Partial liver too, if the healthcare
industry can figure out a way to automate the process and get the cost down.
Deceased humans, of course, follow the standard Soylent Green model. And
think of all that high caloric value fat that is being thrown away during
liposuction. In this hybrid model, all humans could be both well fed and
slender.

Fortunately for me, I'm a meatatarian.

MartyB
 
On Sun, 27 Feb 2011 07:51:18 -0800 (PST), Bryan wrote:


I've never noticed that since I've never played it, or any Facebook
game. Why are you playing those "trashy" games anyway? All they do
is annoy the shit out of your friends - I couldn't care less how many
cows you just earned by whoring out your wife to Farmer John.

-sw
 
On Feb 27, 8:04?pm, Sqwertz wrote:

LOL for real. I actually know people that sit around in real life
talking about harvesting their crops on Farmville. They should be
institutionalized and/or euthanized.
 
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