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Sam5e
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I just wanna laugh, so either the funniest joke they know, or video (youtube) WHATEVER!! Judy make it hillarious :]
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Someone tell me whats the funniest joke or thing they've ever heard or seen?!!?
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SharonSayYouRock
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There was 2 nuns up on a hill, God said they can have a day off. So they went and had a little party. The next day, they came back to the church and God asked them how was the party. The 1st nun came up to God and said i have a sin, i slept with a nothing man. God said, drink this Holy Water and I will forgive you. She drank the water and the 2nd nun started to giggle. God asked her, why are you giggling? The 2nd nun said, nothing. The 2nd nun then came up and said ii have a sin too. I drank alcohol. God said drink this Holy Water and I will forgive you. The 2nd nun said, no thanks. God asked why she didn't drink the Holy Water. She said that when she was drinking alcohol, she couldn't find the restroom and so she went to the church and started to pee in the Holy Water.
i liked the rhino on pet detective giving birth to jim CARRY.another would be my friend fell asleep in the back seat wearing his glasses and i had to slam on the brakes. when i turned and asked are you alright...he picked him self off the floor and his glasses were side ways on his face. i laughed so hard my ribs hurt.i think i pee'd my pants a little to...man o man.
At the strip club
So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek.
Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend pulls outa $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me.
What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and then the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.
So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek.
Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend pulls outa $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me.
What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and then the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.