someone stole part of my lunch today

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2 string cheese's and a snack-pack chocolate pudding - WTF kind of shit is that - I work in a place where everyone has a degree - everone is paid well.. why the fuck would you steal a buck twenty five worth of food..

I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a
 
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.....theres always the vending machines tho.....but still...ITS AN OUTRAGE!!!!...dude..suck it up...if you find out who it was....dirty sanchez time....
 
we had an employee who did this a few years back.... basically had the boss send out a nice "just wanted to know who is doing it" type email then had the guy fired
 
Dude, there's a simple solution.

Fuck him up :thumbsup:

Nobody's ever stolen my lunch... but I never have anything good to steal.
 
even better.....Exlax brownies.......Load'em up real good...I'm talkin shit on command......put'em in a bag with your name on it and only put the brownies in...That way there are no other options!.....If you do this....."You the fuckin man". That mother fucker won't now what hit him. and when he figures it out whats he gonna do? By saying something he will admit fault..
:mfinger: :mfinger:

One thing! park your car across the street where he CANNOT find it, and hide your lunch for the rest of your days with him as a coworker...I know U say "I shouldn't have to go through all that". But trust me he'll figure out it was you, and if he's the type to steal your lunch, then my guess is that he would nt think twice about keying your ride.... But wouldn't that be the best? I have so wanted to do this but haven't had the chance. but will someday!..................burn fucker burn..... :mfinger:
 
holy mother fucker...im gonna try that at work.....fuck the whole..someone stealing my lunch...im just gonna hand them out.....fuck yeah dude....thanks for the idea...
 
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