Someone put a diIdo in my backpack?

Charlie Sheen

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Okay... so my username says i'm charlie sheen but this is a serious question
I went hiking with some family members and my girlfriend and some random people i knew sometime in my life. It was a relaly long hike and about halfway there, we decided to eat lunch. As soon as i opened my bakpack, i saw a big black diIdo and a play girl magazine. Everyone in my family saw these nasty toys and they all blamed me for being homosexual. My parents have almost disowned me and hired a local priest to exorcise this "demon" from me. I'm not gay...
How do i convince them i'm not gay?
NO I'm NOT GAY
my gf just dumped me a few minutes on the phone...
 
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