Some your mama jokes?pleeeease?!!?

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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
 
-Yo moma's so fat that when she steps on the scale it says to be continued
-Yo moma's so fat that people jog around her for exercise
-Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
-Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
-Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it
-Yo mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
-Yo mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
-Yo mama's so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck
 
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