1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Is there a better way to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Is learning cursive really necessary today?
7. Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of MsWord
and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never
wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and
then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid The Projects" routing
option.
20. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was
younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going
on when I first saw it.
21. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in
each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
22. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm
trying to finish a text.
23. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.
24. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a
word they said?
25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers and sisters!
26. Is it just me or do high school kids appear dumber every
year?
27 There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure
you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
28. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.
29. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning
the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the
snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
first time, every time!
immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Is there a better way to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Is learning cursive really necessary today?
7. Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of MsWord
and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never
wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and
then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid The Projects" routing
option.
20. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was
younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going
on when I first saw it.
21. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in
each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
22. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm
trying to finish a text.
23. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.
24. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a
word they said?
25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers and sisters!
26. Is it just me or do high school kids appear dumber every
year?
27 There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure
you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
28. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.
29. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning
the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the
snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
first time, every time!