Some GTA IV statistics that blow me away

according to my research, there are not enough poles in the game strip club. Let me go conduct more research and I will give you final statistics.

oh.. and "throughout my research, I have concluded this is the most accurate way to kill a hooker"
 
The whole story about starting as nothing and being somebody's bitch and eventually taking over the whole town, that was a badass concept. Have you actually gone back and played it recently? The targeting basically ruins the game, water instantly kills you, the missions are repetitive and boring, etc etc etc. It was revolutionary, but it was extremely unpolished in almost ever regard.
 
I'll give the game another try later on. I hated it at first. But I honestly think is was Roman that pissed me the fuck off.
 
The only statistic I needed to blow me away about GTA IV was the following: "you'll love it even more than Vice City and III combined"

This is what GTA always dreamed of being.

I'm a little bummed about the radio though. I haven't been playing it that long and I already feel like I've heard just about everything from the radio stations I've listened to. Lazlow is funny still, but I still haven't heard anything as funny as Maurice Chavez on VCPR and Amy Sheckenhausen on K-Chat from Vice City

That being said, GTA IV is my new lord and savior, as well as the assurance that between that, halo 3, and CoD4, I never do anything remotely constructive.
 
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