Society's Fat Conspiracy

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I'm getting fucking fat. I'm eating like crazy, I barely exercise and I spend maybe 9 hours a day in front of a PC screen. Add to that my desk job and you have a sure fire recipe for fatassititis. Which looks a lot like fat-ass tits, a problem I'm also having.

There's nothing wrong with being fat most of the time, and I support people's decision to eat what they want when they want and the subsequent decisions of the opposite sex to ignore them. Unfortunately, our bodies eventually start showing wear and tear as they end up being abused like a cheap Thai hooker. God and Biology's shoddy manufacturing aside (calm down fellow Atheists, i mean it figuratively), society itself is making it difficult for someone to remain fat. Conversely, they are also making it hard for people to be thin. I mean, look at this commercial from May for healthier Kids meals
Burger King adds 3 new healthier kids meals - Food Inc.- msnbc.com

Burger King and health food do not go hand in fucking hand. Why do they do this? Why lie to us so blatantly. We know the goddamn food is unhealthy, it's a fairly basic assessment from anyone who hasn't lost their frontal lobe. And yet they try to rope people in. KIDS, no less. Starting them on a career in swamp-ass and banning them from the realm of shorts forevermore. The fucking thing advertises Burger Shots(such a Whitecastle rip-off, by the way). I don't know about you guys, but put 'Shots' in the name and i'll go Donkey Kong on that shit. The fast food companies are all trying to kill me slowly and I don't worry as much about that anymore because we have a sort of understanding at this point. They give me barbecue sauce and i let the whole 'clogged arteries' thing go.

I don't even eat that often at Burger King, but that name of theirs marks them as the top of the Fast Food chain so I target them. Lebanese fast food is actually far more insidious then Western fast food. I blame Lebanese snack joints for making the food too goddamn delicious. Anyone who's ever had Shawerma will agree with me. If you haven't had Shawerma, go out and buy some. It's more likely that you'll find the Turkish original form, known as 'Doner'. I recommend the Turkish variety based on flavor but i recommend the Lebanese variety based on the fact that the Turks should fucking die. It's just a little local conflict though, so don't concern yourself with the fact that a Turk would whore his own mother for food and then starve her. But i digress. Try shawerma and tell me the shit doesn't rule! But the people making me fat are really just a fraction of the problem. It's these fuckers who deserve the death penalty by equestrian anal assault

Abercrombie & Fitch

Abercrombie and Fitch is the closest thing to a Satanic business I have ever seen. They've literally found a way to use pretentiousness as a fucking fabric. All these people want to is promote an idiotic image. So Burger King lies about making me thin and Abercrombie lies about my need to be thin. Where does it all end? When is the madness going to stop. I can't afford to eat better food goddamnit, and they have offers all the time. More burgers, more burgers, don't worry it's fresh and tasty, more burgers!

I'm actually writing this with so much anger because I'm currently in food withdrawal. A lot of my clothes don't fit and i've worked hard on constructing a hip 'no-fashion' look over the years. I can't buy new threads, mostly because Vietnamese sweat shop workers are making a lot more these days and it would run me up a lot. So i've decided to ditch the 'I just swallowed a tire' look. It's fucking hell and i wish it on no man. To all those who stereotype us fat folk as an angry bunch, know this. A fat man is only truly angry when his thighs cannot stretch freely
 
I couldn't eat Burger King even if I wanted to. Something that they cook in or add to their food makes me sick. Every time, without fail.
 
um you do realize that even the fast food chains have been starting a new "healthy" line of food such as low calorie salads, reduced calorie chicken, and alternatives to fries such as apple slices as well as carrying juice as an alternative to soda for the kiddies right?

sure in older times these places just pumped out ultra greasy, triple layer, saturated, double cheese mega burgers that are the equivilant of 5 servings in one sandwich.. and they still do, but because of the fact that we are noticing such things are making society fat..
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these businesses are fessing up to being partly responsible for helping us packing on the pounds. It kind of started with the fishwich, however as we all know that thing has more grease in it then the deep fat fryer. Now like I said they offer alternatives to the food, and of course there is always the great part of free will in not letting your children eat fast food.

The blame for society being so addicted to fast food really is only partally on the resturant for thier colorful adverts and happy cartoon characters. The major beef(where's the beef lol!) lies squarly on us for degenerating society to such a fast pace, no time for anything world that we have come to rely on these places for sustinance because we were at first too busy to be able to stop to cook a meal, and now are simply too lazy to even learn to cook, let alone be bothered to microwave even a swanson TV dinner which still has some facsimile of nutrition.

This combined with the further lazy behaivor of a seditary lifestyle where the last exercise the major body of society got was gym class in high school has lead to the obeasity of society as a whole. I'm all for blaming corperations for my problems when it comes to things like the economic crisis, but this is a bit different.

In this case it is our fault because as you said, anyone with half a brain knows fast food is fattening, and yet eat it anyway. Then ignorantly complain that the fast food industry made them fat. Stop eating the double whopper with extra cheese, with large fries and start jogging your ass down the street and you might stay thin :D


and as for me.. I am fat and there's no hiding it. I'm fat because I like to eat fried foods, drink alot, and am seditary. I'm also fairly ok with that, because although it might make certain movements a bit more challenging, I'm still fairly "in shape". I don't get tired fast, breath heavy from a short walk, and when it comes to cooking I'm the best because fat people always know whats good :D
 
Darklight is right. Although advertising does draw a lot of (stupid) people in, most people are able to make their own decisions and either avoid fast food to keep their (and possibly their kids') weight down and health up, or they ignore the fact that the food is mostly terrible for you, except the salads and such, and eat shit anyway. It's all about self control; obviously if you're sitting in front of your computer all day at home AND work and you're eating a ton of Burger King, you don't even need to bother looking at Abercrombie and Fitch clothes, because their sizes stop before the plus size range. They don't like lazy fatasses to be hip.
 
What lie? Anyone with a frontal lobe that can actually read would clearly see the word "healthier" appear multiple times in the linked article.



So BK has taken a pledge to offer AND advertise healthier food to our children and you're bitching about that? Do you understand how trends work? Do you understand what this means on a larger scale?



Let me break this down for you in small, bold words: LESS BAD STUFF = BETTER.




*yawns*



Whoa! Wait... what?!?

Get yourself a mumu, fatty or better yet, get off your ass and go for a walk.

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I love food. Always have. I really believe hormone or something else is making people fatter today. I don't know if it's a conspiracy but what they inject into our foods today vs say the 1970s or even 80s maybe what is making people fatter. I really don't eat that much. I think the daily cal intake recommended is 2500-3000? I don't exceed that and yet every year I gain a few more pounds. I'm up to 240 now and Im not even 6 feet tall. I'm not morbidly obese but I'm getting there.

However I do run on a treadmill almost every single day. At least 40 minutes. Well I run like 10-15 out of the 40 the other 25 I walk fast. I would run but my calves hurt like hell. Probably from the weight. but it's partly because of my back. I have a herniated disc.

The least you can do is get a treadmill for yourself, put it in front of your monitor and watch TV or go on justin.tv like I do and watch free movies that people stream. They have a new thing out now where you can type wirelessly with just your hands. You can talk to people via text chat while running if you chose. Just get a 42 inch monitor and run while typing to people. ;)
 
I still am addicted to Taco Bell even though It's not real mexican american.

The one thing they say about fast food restaurants is they make so much food that the odds of getting food poisoning is far less likely then a fancy restaurant. I guess because they wear plastic gloves or wash up a lot more.

I honestly think these fast food joints put addictive ingredients in their food. why else would you crave it like opiates?
 
Where...To...Fucking...Start...?


Simply put, it's your actions that put you there. By eating sensibly in the first place you wouldn't have to put yourself through 'food withdrawals' to lose weight.

I'll be civil here and keep the rest of it to myself
 
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